What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?